DEAR Lil Miss MOMMATHANG
Dear lil Miss Mommathang, Hope you had a great week with your new iphone that you stole from me last Monday. Sorry it’s taken me so long to write you- I’ve been super busy being a starving artist/student trying to make phone calls from my gmail yelling at computer in Internet cafes sounding like a...
“WHAT WENT WRONG” – LIVIN’ THE DREAM- CONTINUED….
So as those of you who follow me on Twitter know…we wrapped the filming of Season 3 last month. We started filming in July of last summer. We shot “Splash” for Season 2, and 12 new amazing episodes for Season 3. The plan is to release them on a REGULAR schedule in early 2012. Yes,...
MORNING AFTER
Where did it all go wrong? …,,Tequila. All you need to know is my girlfriend and I shared my bed last night while a closeted gay man we met 2 hours before slept on my couch. After he left we found a big wet spot the sofa. We spent 10 minutes trying to figure out...
BE A MAN
Got this yesterday….,, “Kelly: dude my life could be an ep (or five) of hot mess lately so i swore off men for the week but i have this guy calling me leaving me voicemails that start with KELLAAAAAY and i’m like GUY i did not call you back. i blew you off via text...
BREAK-A-LEG
An actress I am working with was on Broadway with Hugh Jackman. In the middle of a big chorus number, she tripped and fell down, flat on her stomach. Hugh, himself started laughing in the middle of the song. But to make matters worse, the other lead was in a follow spot light, and ran...
VOICEMAIL-FAIL
So a friend of mine, lets call her Kathy, is doing a lot of phone interviews for out of state jobs lately. So Kathy had a great one 2 days ago with a woman, we’ll call her Cindy, for a job that takes place in a very specific city in the Southwest, lets say Albuquerque...
ACCIDENTAL HOME WRECKER
A friend went on what she thought was a pretty great date on saturday night. – Good convo and great public making out at the bar. HOT. But today she received a text on her phone from a number she didn’t recognize: “hi, you apparently met my husband, at a bar on sat. night. if...
UP THE DOWN ESCALATOR
When one has to fly to a wedding in Amarillo, Texas, one might find it rather complicated getting there. Hence my 10 hour layover in Denver, before my 8PM connecting flight to Amarillo. Luckily for me, the great queen of Hot Mess, Amy Kersten, is temporarily residing in Denver, giving me the perfect opportunity for...
BALDWIN BLUNDERS
So my photojournalist friend was assigned to cover an event where Alec Baldwin was speaking for about 150 high-powered business women and men. God knows why. Anyway, the photographer was under some pressure to get a good shot of him for the cover article on a tight deadline. He was also there with his friend,...
WHOLE FOODS-OOPS
Cheri was at whole foods yesterday. She was in line near this woman- who jumped out of line to grab one last thing. The woman returned to her cart and freaked out to find 3 salsas she had not placed in there. She explained to all around her “someone put these in my cart!!!!”. She...
“YOU LIKE ME, YOU REALLY LIKE ME!”
We’ve got some AMAZING Mess News! Hot Mess has been chosen to be part of the Celtx Seeds Program. 10 projects are picked from all over the world- and they picked us!!!! Each of the 10 Celtx Seeds Projects chosen will receive a $2000 Grant and Huge Publicity Campaign!!!!! This totally makes up for not...
OUR MUSICAL MESS, MOLLY!
Check out Molly Anne Coogan from Season One’s “Crack Castle” in a far more flattering light. No wedgies or Mr. Softee this time; Molly has released her new album and music video! It’s amazing because they filmed it all in one continuous shot. She couldn’t trip or flub a lyric even once for 3 whole minutes...
